Whether you actually bailed on a half-pipe or just need a guilt-free way to dodge that Zoom call, this tee’s got your back (and your arm). Featuring a sunset silhouette of a dog lover petting his loyal pup, it delivers the kind of excuse that’s too good to question—and too funny to ignore.
🔥 Why You’ll Love It:
•Emotional edge: Combines culture, canine loyalty, and a cheeky excuse in one unforgettable graphic
•Tribe signal: Perfect for dog dads, Freedom souls, and anyone who’s earned their cast—literal or metaphorical
•Premium feel: Soft, breathable cotton that holds up through real-life tumbles and couch-bound recoveries
•Print-ready impact: High-resolution design with rich sunset tones and crisp silhouette contrast
Be ready for nods, laughs, and “Where’d you get that?” moments
Size guide
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
A) Length (cm)
71.1
73.7
76.2
78.7
81.3
83.8
86
89
B) Width (cm)
91.4
101.6
111.8
122
132
142.2
152
162
B) Half Chest (cm)
45.7
50.8
55.9
61
66
71.1
76
81
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
A) Length (inches)
28
29
30
31
32
33
33.9
35
B) Width (inches)
36
40
44
48
52
56
59.8
63.8
B) Half Chest (inches)
18
20
22
24
26
28
29.9
31.9
Care Instructions
General
The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash
Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry
Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store
Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices